Left hand bat and occasional bowler of liquorice. A highly talented player who in the interests of the clubs bar takings has decided to retire and drink professionally. Most likely to be seen in the club wearing the 2s "dick-of-the-day" hat and straight-jacket. Anyone wishing to sponsor the Webster's drinkathon should contact him directly in the bar.

Looks a bit like:
Derek Zoolander - Blue Steel.

Grrrr - Werewolves of London