Current squad
Scott Flewellen
Jason Billamoria
Garry Sheen
Duncan Spencer
Chris Isles
Richard Bedbrook
Richie Deer
Johan Malcolm
Sarvesh Saxena
Adam Webb
Ali Owen-Browne
David Evans
James Evans
Nevil Wharton
Alex Blake
Oli Howick
Matt Grice
Peter Pogose

Peter Wiseman
Adrian Thomas
David Valder
Neil Simpson
William Sumner

Past Players
Derek Underwood
Richard Ellison
Robert Key

"Good cop" in critics corner, but beware. This wily old off spinner who famously "bowled down the circle" while the batsman "played down the district, aaahhhhaaaarrr" will lull you into a false sense of security, then regale you with tails of the superiority of cricket on uncovered pitches, why helmets should be banned cause the spectators don't know who to berate in the bar afterwards, and how he thought you needed snow to sledge.

Simmo has requested he be placed on "wallet-watch" surveillance.